I BUILD WEIRD USEFUL THINGS.
Twelve shipped products, a few loud failures, zero frameworks where I can help it. I ship fast and write it all down.
12Products shipped
3.4kGitHub stars
08Years shipping
Stuff I made
01 · Flagship
PINGBOARD — status pages that don't suck
Self-host in one binary. 2.1k paying teams.
02 · Toy
ASCII-CAM
Your webcam, as text. Went viral for a weekend.
03 · Tool
DUMPTRUCK — DB backups for humans
One command, any database, S3 out.
04 · Experiment
TERMINAL.CAFE — a coding radio
Lo-fi + build logs. 900 nightly listeners.
The deal
I make small software with strong opinions, ship it in public, and write down what breaks. No growth hacks, no dark patterns — just tools I'd actually use.
Toolbox
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